Preschool Shave

I teach pre-kindergarten three mornings a week.  Even though my teaching license is 7th-12th grade English, I've been in early childhood ed. basically since my second child was born almost a dozen years ago.  This age group is so pure and so innocent.  The things they say crack me up daily. 

The other day we were writing a letter in shaving cream.  One of the "older" students in the room looked at me and said, "I am going to shave on Saturday.  It's not a real shave.  It's just a practice shave."  He was so sincere in his statement.  I'm just relieved to know it was only for practice.