Gnome-body Knows!

A friend of mine used a garden gnome for her ever-changing facebook picture.  I casually mentioned that I hoped that gnome didn't go anywhere--and the bantering began.  When pulling in my driveway one day, discovered this gnome sitting in the mulch by my garage.  That gave me an idea.

Target had gnomes for $1.  I purchased five.  I've got them wrapped, but need to think of a little poem to attach.  I'm going to start a game of gnome tag.  Silly--yes.  But sometimes I think people take life too seriously.  Now I just have to figure out how to regift this gnome back to my friend--but with an increased cleverness.