The First Pancake

I heard the funniest quote the other day in a snipet for some comedy on television.  A husband and wife were talking about how their oldest child (teenager) was not quite right (meaning--stereotypical teen).  One of them replied, "Well, the first pancake never turns out quite right."

I got thinking how accurate this statement seems--I used to make pancakes and fed the first one to the dog since it never was quite the way I wanted it.  The more I thought about it, reality set in -- "HEY!!!!  I'm the first born!"