New Twist on Cyber Monday

I have four different emails:  one work, one family, one personal, and one junk.  I've been getting quite a few spam emails on my personal account.  Some I can figure out; others I cannot.

In case anyone would want to know, I am a content, married, 40ish religious mother with healthy children.  I do not need anything for Christmas.  Let's just add that I don't want to purchase any viagra for a merry Christmas from some suspicious online pharmacy.  Oh, and the fact that shipping was free on Cyber Monday didn't change my mind, either!