SPIDER!!!!!

A couple weeks ago I was cleaning the front porch area.  I moved the two planters that flank the door to sweep behind them.  Next I went to the . . . EEEEEKKKKKK! . . . lights.  For a brief second I thought I was going to pass out.  SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate spiders.  Arachnophobia--maybe.  Probably.  It is difficult to tell in this photo, but on that light fixture is a large, fake, black spider.  Obviously, we rarely use the front door--this "spider" was left from Halloween.   After my heart rate returned to normal, I had to chuckle at myself.  The spider went straight to the garbage can.