A couple weeks ago I was cleaning the front porch area. I moved the two planters that flank the door to sweep behind them. Next I went to the . . . EEEEEKKKKKK! . . . lights. For a brief second I thought I was going to pass out. SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate spiders. Arachnophobia--maybe. Probably. It is difficult to tell in this photo, but on that light fixture is a large, fake, black spider. Obviously, we rarely use the front door--this "spider" was left from Halloween. After my heart rate returned to normal, I had to chuckle at myself. The spider went straight to the garbage can.