Wag More -- Bark Less

Tough morning at our house--I was crabbing at two of the three children.  I was driving home from work when I read the following bumper sticker:  Wag More  --  Bark Less.

Wow!  How funny!  The statement made sense, at least until I read the license plates.  The plate read, "ROVER."  Ok--clearly this was a person who had pets vs. children.  Pets are much less maintainence.  Of course they would wag more.  (Ha! Ha!)